The newest crappings of my brilliant mind http://amorphia-apparel.com Hoo-Ray! Today I'm officially opening a new sister site to the Amorphia apparel/Science! family. It's called Teach the Controversy and it is an intelligently designed t-shirt store dedicated to challenge 'big science' and their blatant anti-wacko agenda. http://controversy.wearscience.com/ http://controversy.wearscience.com Monday, june 9th 2008 Place an order that includes at least one men's item and receive 20% off your whole order. Good from May 27st to June 9th. Just use coupon code: DAD1. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#fathers Thursday, May 29th 2008 Place an order that includes at least two items and receive 25% off your whole order from May 19st to May 27th. Just use coupon code: WEDDING08. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#wedding Thursday, May 22th 2008 Hypothesis: Over 99% of prehistoric animal species are now extinct, many of which were no doubt delicious. By mastering advanced cloning techniques we can incorporate these long dead animal species into a unique and scrumptious BBQ experience. http://wearscience.com/design/jurassic/ http://wearscience.com/design/jurassic/ Monday, May 19th 2008 Howdy all, my fulfillment company Spreadshirt.com just reduced the prices of three color designs by a dollar, and I've optioned to pass these modest savings onto you folks out there in Internet-land. So yay! Everything in my Science! store will be a buck cheaper from now on. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#buckoff Tuesday, May 13th 2008 A new design dedicated to my favorite war criminal dreamboat: Henry Kissinger (seen here putting the axiom that 'power is the ultimate aphrodisiac' to the test). http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/kissinger/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/kissinger/ Monday, May 12th 2008 Place an order that includes at least one Womens/Juniors item and recive 20% off your whole order from April 21st to May 5th. Just use coupon code: MOTHER2. (Min $20, shipping not included) http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#mom Tuesday, April 22th 2008 Use our cutom designer to create an eco-friendly product and get 15% off your entire order! Just use coupon code: EARTHDAY2. (Min $20, shipping not included) http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#earth Tuesday, April 8th 2008 All orders placed this week over $25 are eligible for $5 off shipping, which for most orders in the US, this means free. We like free right? Just use coupon code: MARCHMADNESS2, Hoo-Ray! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#march Sunday, March 16th 2008 My attempt to honor the 10th Anniversary of 'In the Aeroplane Over the Sea' by Neutral Milk Hotel, one of the finest albums ever to grace this blue marble. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/aeroplane/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/aeroplane/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 My lady Eve chilling with her sweet axe and enjoying a delicious apple. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/eve/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/eve/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 A tweak on an older design I made at the behest of musician Christian Kiefer, my small contribution to their swell sounding "43 songs about 43 U.S. Presidencies" project. (Feel free to read more about it here: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/47385-califone-sparhawk-kozelek-help-do-presidential-songs ) http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/nixon/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/nixon/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 All orders over $18 are eligible for 14% off, just use coupon code LOVE08 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#love Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A kindly Octopus squirting a cloud of heart shaped ink. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/octolove/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/octolove/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A photo realistic picture of my mechanical heart. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/gearheart/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/gearheart/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A deep sea fish luring lil' critters with a glowing heart shaped lantern. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angler/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angler/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 All orders over $10 are eligible for a whopping 20.08% off, just use coupon code NEWYEAR08 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#newyear Tuesday, October 2nd 2007 A scientist pimping it in his ant powered Cadillac. http://wearscience.com/design/fuel/ http://wearscience.com/design/fuel/ Monday, December 10th 2007 W00t! Spreadshirt has upgraded the customizer backend, giving my a little more flexibility over pricing of the stuff customized by you folk. So as of now, all customized items have had their price dropped by $3.59, hopefully bringing them a little closer to our regular prices. http://Amorphia-apparel.com/ http://Amorphia-apparel.com#drop Monday, December 10th 2007 Hoo-Ray! Today I'm opening a new sister site to Amorphia apparel. It's called Science! Tee shirts on the edge of forever. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#spook Monday, November 5th 2007 All orders over $25 are eligible for free shipping, just use coupon code SPOOK07 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#spook Tuesday, October 2nd 2007 A pair of wee babes flying a pair of giant houseflies like kites. I have no idea where this came from or what it means. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/flies.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/flies.html Tuesday, September 25th 2007 A new tee shirt that includes a free toy! Simply cut along the dotted lines and voila! Instant action figure. Inspired by the way lame pseudo-toys they now include in a box of Cracker Jacks http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/freetoy.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/freetoy.html Monday, September 10th 2007 A way to show your support for electing the dinosaur-killing-extinction-inspiring-son-of-a-gun the Chicxulub asteroid (or comet) to the office of President of the United States. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/chicxulub.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/chicxulub.html Monday, September 10th 2007 In my quest to present the single most unnecessary tee shirt even printed I offer you this: I Am Samswope. A reference to a character from a single episode of the cancelled before it even aired TV show 'Masters of Science Fiction' http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/samswope.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/samswope.html Monday, September 10th 2007 Just image a world where scientists dedicated themselves to rocking the fuck out, and there you have this shirt http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/robot.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/robot.html Tuesday, September 4th 2007 Use coupon code SCHOOL07 to get free shipping on orders over $20, hoo-ray! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ Monday, August 20th 2007 A Flaming Bag of Dog Poo left before the pearly gates. Man, whoever runs that heaven place is gonna be pissed! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/prank.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/prank.html Monday, August 13th 2007 A jolly and proud looking dude holding a flag, reaching to the heavens while stepping on some poor bastard's back. Yup yup, pretty much says it all. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/history.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/history.html Monday, August 6th 2007 A ghost apparently quite offended by the spectral stereotype perpetuated by a 'trick or treating' child http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ghostist.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ghostist.html Monday, July 30th 2007 'Demoltiion Man' must have touched me in a very meaningful way, for me to still be thinking about this... http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/3sea.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/3sea.html Monday, July 23rd 2007 Sometimes I'm just too clever for my own good. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/postmodern.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/postmodern.html Monday, July 2nd 2007 Another classy Amorphia Apparel design http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/poop.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/poop.html Monday, July 2nd 2007 A pair of very pleased roaches watching atomic bombs being dropped over a cityscape. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/roach.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/roach.html Monday, June 25th 2007 An aero-plane shot betwixt the wings by some nefarious bowman, and thus downed like ‘twas naught but a game bird. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hunt.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hunt.html Monday, June 4th 2007 Aaaaah! A giant Venus Fly Trap about to swallow up a gently drifting astronaut. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/venus.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/venus.html Monday, May 20th 2007 A love letter to my all time favorite bad movie: Robot Jox. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/wecanlive.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/wecanlive.html Tuesday, April 24th 2007 The terrifying gorgon Medusa smiling and looking all around radiant as a beauty pageant contestant. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hades.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hades.html Tuesday, April 17th 2007 A pair of Moai head statues and a Satellite Dish. I just thought there was a nice commonality between them. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/moai.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/moai.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A frequent request tweak, finally filled. Now you can wear my fine wares to work, school or church! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ptersfw.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ptersfw.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A frequent request tweak, finally filled. Now the ladies and Gay bois can objectify men, Huzzah! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/verbhisnoun.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/verbhisnoun.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A heart trapped in a lil' mason jar, part of my post valentine’s day cynicism-thon! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartjar.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartjar.html Tuesday, Feb 20th 2007 A heart shaped dinner, part of my post valentine’s day cynicism-thon! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartmeal.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartmeal.html Tuesday, Feb 20th 2007 I heard a lot about Heaven, back when I went to Sunday school. And the one thing that always stuck with me was just how bloody dull it sounded. Oh sure, the Sunday school teacher would invariably try to explain that once we are freed from our earthly desires it wouldn’t feel boring, but I never was fooled. No shenanigans of any kind? Bah, that's for Quakers. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heaven.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heaven.html Monday, Feb 12th 2007 Ah, Topical. A salute to the sheer absurdity of the so called Boston Terror hoax. The day a few lite-brite cartoon characters can shut down a major US city is the day we as Americans have officially become frightened little squirrels. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/neverforget.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/neverforget.html Tuesday, Feb 6th 2007 A reference to my favorite line from the absurd and fantastic adult film Pirates. For those of you out of the loop, Pirates is the Citizen Kane of Pornography. It cost over a million dollars to make, which is an absurdly high budget for a porno, and it features elaborate sets, b-movie special effects, magic spells, digital skeletons and all the terrible acting and plastic women trying not to look bored you have come to expect from a wank film. The end result is the most hilarious pile of awesome I think I have ever seen. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/galleon.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/galleon.html Monday, Jan 29th 2007 A gingerbread man with an anarchists scowl leaning back getting ready to toss a Molotov cocktail. A reference to the Guided by Voices song of the same name. I just always loved that title, really infuses the mind with a whole crazy batch of images. Man, I love that GbV. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/riot.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/riot.html Monday, Jan 7th 2007