The newest crappings of my brilliant mind http://amorphia-apparel.com Our Father's Day sale is about to end, so if you want 10% off any order of $30+ (with at least one thing for a guy) use coupon code JUNE19 before midnight EST Today. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://controversy.wearscience.com/#dad http://controversy.wearscience.com/#dad Monday, June 22nd Because we know that in his house at R'lyeh dead C'thulhu waits dreaming. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/cthulhu/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/cthulhu/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that eternal life is just a few sips away. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/fountain/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/fountain/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that men in silly hats have been pulling the strings. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/illuminati/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/illuminati/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that the Mayans had it all figured out. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/2012/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/2012/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that the Bible proves The Flintstones was a documentary. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/coexistence/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/coexistence/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that interior decorating comes natural to the damned. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/poltergeists/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/poltergeists/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that gold is just a philosophers stone away. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/alchemy/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/alchemy/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that tiny little devils are behind every sneeze. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/demons/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/demons/ Wednesday, June 17th Gruff old Professor Frankenstein PHD, teaching his class the fundamentals. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/frankenstein/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/frankenstein/ Thurday, June 4th A flying disk shaped weather balloon, known cause of cattle mutilations and anal probings. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/weatherballoon/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/weatherballoon/ Thurday, June 4th My t-shirt design philosophy writ large? You decide! http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/genericallycynical/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/genericallycynical/ Thurday, June 4th A tip o' the hat from our leathery friend. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirbat/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirbat/ Thurday, June 4th So noble, so musky. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirbigfoot/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirbigfoot/ Wednesday, June 3nd Such haughty siphons. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirseasquirt/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirseasquirt/ Wednesday, June 3nd Any orders of $30 with at least one men's item can snag an extra 10% off by using coupon code JUNE19. http://wearscience.com/#dad9 http://wearscience.com/#dad9 Monday, June 1st Since I've been getting a steady stream of Sir Critter requests these last few weeks I figured I might as well post an official request list for all to see (and of course add to). Feel free to check it out http://amorphia-apparel.com/info/request/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/info/request/ Thursday, May 28th Our biggest sale of the year is about to end, so if you want 25% off any order of 2+ items use coupon code BUY9 before midnight EST Tuesday. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://controversy.wearscience.com/#bomb http://controversy.wearscience.com/#bomb Monday, May 25th Ah, the proud and noble elephant, someday we will find a cane that can really support you. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirelephant/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirelephant/ Monday, May 18th Because we know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/timecube/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/timecube/ Monday, May 18th Hoo ray, our biggest sale of the year is upon us: 25% off any order of 2+ items. Just use coupon code BUY9 to score the deal. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://amorphia-apparel.com/#bomb http://amorphia-apparel.com/#bomb Monday, May 18th Ah, Sir Cat, Sleepy as he is snooty. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sircat/ http://sircritter.com/design/sircat/ Wednesday, May 13th Get your order's in by midnight EST to snare 20% off any order including at least one ladies/juniors item. Just use coupon code: MAY19 min order $25. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/#mom09 Friday, May 8th A classy new Sea Slug design, the latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirseaslug/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirseaslug/ Thursday, April 23th Moms, they are great aren't they? This Mother's Day why not give the gift of sarcasm, or oblique references by giving some fine shirts from the Amorphia family? Until May 8th we are offering 20% off any order including at least one ladies/juniors item. Just use coupon code: MAY19 min order $25. http://sircritter.com/ http://sircritter.com/#mom09 Wednesday, April 22nd A fancy Squirrel design, from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquirrel/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquirrel/ Tuesday, April 21th hear ye, hear ye! Get your orders in by midnight EST today to enjoy 20% off of 2+ items across any stores in the Amorphia Family. Coupon code SIRCRITTER09 http://sircritter.com/#grand http://sircritter.com/#grand Wednesday, April 20th A fancy squid design hand crafted as a special request to Rina Weisman. http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquid/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquid/ Wednesday, April 15th You know how nature just can't seem to get its act together? I mean animals are still wallowing in dirt, eating with their hands (if we are lucky!), pooping willy-nilly wherever they see fit and quite frankly they haven't got enough fashion sense to even be considered bad fashion sense. I just have on thing to say about it: Hey Nature, why don't you class things up a bit? http://sircritter.com/ http://sircritter.com/ Monday, April 13th To celebrate the above mentioned site launch we are also running a 20% off sale across the entire Amorphia Family of shops. Just use coupon code SIRCRITTER09 and save a nice chunk of change on any order of 2 or more items, mix and match if you please from any of my shops: Amorphia Apparel, Science!, Teach the Controversy and obviously my newest baby Sir Critter. http://sircritter.com/ http://sircritter.com/ Monday, April 13th Hey Europe, want cheaper faster shipping? You can use one of our new Euro Designers! Each member of the Amorphia Family now has an attached Euro Designer (just add /euro/ to the end of the domain). Any order created with a Euro Designer will be processed with our German print center instead of the printers here in the US. So check out the designer page for a full list of countries and rates. http://Amorphia-Apparel.com/euro/ http://Amorphia-Apparel.com/euro/ Monday, April 13th Hoo Ray, another way to follow along! http://twitter.com/AmorphiaApparel http://twitter.com/AmorphiaApparel Monday, April 13th Just a quick reminder we a running a 17% off sale on all orders $25 or more but it ends tomorrow at midnight EST. Just plug in coupon code MARCH19 to score. http://amorphia-apparel.com/#pattylast http://amorphia-apparel.com/#pattylast Wednesday, March 11th Hypothesis: Without modern thought we would be utterly screwed. It is only appropriate to enshrine and illuminate our gratefulness to that light in the darkness: Science! http://wearscience.com/design/thankgod/ http://wearscience.com/design/thankgod/ Monday, February 23rd From now until March 12th we a running a 17% off sale on all orders $25 or more. Just plug in coupon code MARCH19 to score. http://amorphia-apparel.com/#patty http://amorphia-apparel.com/#patty Monday, February 23rd Just a quick note that today is the last day of our Valentine's Day sale. We are offering 14% off all orders over $25 with coupon code FEB19, coupon expires at midnight EST. http://amorphia-apparel.com/sort/love/#last http://amorphia-apparel.com/sort/love/#last Wednesday, February 11th By popular demand I've finally added a hand turkey design to my lineup. To those of you not familiar with my FAQ this might seem a bit random, but trust me, people have been asking for this one. Available with and without my witty text. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/handturkey/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/handturkey/ Tuesday, January 27th Let it be known, the Amorphia family has joined up with Share-a-Sale, so if you happen to be an affiliate or you are just looking to pocket a few extra bucks, perhaps you would be interested in giving us a spin. http://www.shareasale.com/shareasale.cfm?merchantID=18747 http://www.shareasale.com/shareasale.cfm?merchantID=18747 Tuesday, January 27th A person and a cow hugging, with the cow basking in the warm glow of love and the person thinking about how delicious the steaks will be. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/loveandsteak/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/loveandsteak/ Wednesday, January 21st A classic scene from the game Space Invaders, but instead of alien attack ships lining up to blasted with your death ray it's the universal symbol of love. Take that romance! http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/heartinvaders/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/heartinvaders/ Wednesday, January 21st The Amorphia Family hath been struck by cupids arrow, methinks. And so to get into the spirit of Valentine's day we are offering 14% off all orders over $25 with coupon code FEB19. And we even have some wonderfully cynical love themed designs ready for your perusal. It's like my mom always said "What better way to show your love then by showing how you are too cool for love!" http://amorphia-apparel.com/sort/love/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/sort/love/ Wednesday, January 21st Hopefully everyone's New years Eve hangover has been releived by now, and thus it is time for Amorphia's 20% hangover cure to end. But wait! It's not too late to sneak in there and take advantage. Get your $20+ order in by midnight EST and use coupon code NEW19 to score 20% off. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#hangover2009 Friday, January 16th A teapot gracefully floating exacty halfway between Earth and Mars, I double dare you to prove it's not there. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/teapot/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/teapot/ Wednesday, January 14th Ah News Years! That wonderful time of year where we look back at the previous 365 days, shudder, and drown out the memories with alcohol. But while you are nursing that hangover tomorrow let me cheer you up a bit with some good news. We are running a new special from now until the 16th of January! Huzzah! It's 20% off any order of $20 or more by plugging in coupon code: NEW19 http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#hangover2009 Wednesday, December 31st 2008 Tis the last day to take advantage of our 20% "Call Me Santa" sale. So get your order in before midnight EST and include the code: AMORPHIAROCKS to save! http://controversy.wearscience.com/ http://controversy.wearscience.com#callmesanta Monday, December 15th 2008 Tis the time of year to take a moment and reflect on the real reason for the season, and 75% of the rest of the universe for that matter: Sweet little Hydrogen all snug in its bonds. http://wearscience.com/design/nativity/ http://wearscience.com/design/nativity/ Wednesday, December 10th 2008 Hypothesis: The 68 million year old pedigree of the Tyrannosaurus Rex would make it a shoo-in at the Westminster Kennel club this year. http://wearscience.com/design/show/ http://wearscience.com/design/show/ Wednesday, December 10th 2008 Hypothesis: Any button placed over ten feet up and so tantalizingly labeled must have a profoundly interesting effect if pressed. With no apparent documentation about its function there appears only one way to find out. http://wearscience.com/design/button/ http://wearscience.com/design/button/ Wednesday, December 10th 2008 Long overdue update. By popular demand I've added variant designs for most of the Science! shirts to give you the option of choose a woman scientist instead of the males I had defaulted to previously. I haven't updated all the designs yet, but all the most popular ones are ready to roll. http://wearscience.com/design/germf/ http://wearscience.com/design/germf/ Wednesday, December 10th 2008 From now till the 15th you can nab 20% off all orders at all three shops in the Amorphia Family, just plonk in code: AMORPHIAROCKS to claim your booty! http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#callmesanta Wednesday, December 10th 2008 Just wanted to let everyone know that I've just launched a new wave of Teach the Controversy designs. This time parodying everything from the stork to Cryptozoology. Check 'em out. http://controversy.wearscience.com/new.php http://controversy.wearscience.com/new.php Friday, November 28th 2008 Howdy all, just spreading the word that we are running a pretty sweet sale for the next few days: Buy More Save More - if you buy 2 items get 20% off with coupon code BUYMORE6, if you buy 3+ items get 25% off with coupon code BUYMORE7. Sale runs till Nov 28th. And stay tuned later this week for a big new batch of designs! Hoo Ray! http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#buymore Tuesday, November 25th 2008 Just wanted to give a quick reminder that our 20% off sale is going to end tonight at midnight EST. Just use coupon code FALL28 (with a minimum order of $30) and you save a decent chunk of change if you order before then. So if you were on the fence, nows the time! http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#lasthalloween08 Friday, October 31st 2008 Finally something for the ladies! By popular demand I've included a gender-reversed tweak on my old Babe Factory shirt from my Science! line. http://wearscience.com/design/hunk/ http://wearscience.com/design/hunk/ Tuesday, October 21st 2008 The whole Amorphia Apparel family is having a 20% off sale throughout the entire month of October. Just use coupon code FALL28 (with a minimum order of $30) and you save a decent chunk of change. Easy as pie! http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#halloween08 Monday, October 6th 2008 Yet another Oktoberfest promotion is upon us: this time get free shipping on all orders over $30. Just use coupon code OKTOBERSHIPPING08 and it's all yours. http://controversy.wearscience.com/ http://controversy.wearscience.com#oktobersale Friday, September 26th 2008 Ahhh fall is upon us, and thus the sun is setting on our latest promotion. So if you want to get 15% off you have until tomorrow midnight EST to get your order in. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#oktobersale Saturday, September 13th 2008 Hoo Ray! A new promotion is upon us: Get 15% off all orders $25 or more. Just use coupon code OKTOBERSALE08 and it's all yours. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#oktobersale Tuesday, September 2nd 2008 Finally, by popular demand, I've added textless versions of my science designs, making them 40% more cryptic! http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#textless Monday, August 4th 2008 W00t! A new promotion hath begun, and it's a good one: Get 25% off your order if it includes two or more items. Just use coupon code SCHOOL308 and it's all yours. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#backtoschool Monday, August 4th 2008 Launched a rewrite of amorphia-apparel.com today, mostly it's just to clean up my terribly thought out early code, but there are a few new things, including the ability to upload images of you in your amorphia shirts! Hoo ray! http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#new Friday, July 18th 2008 A giant business man slapping away at biplanes from atop the empire state building a la King Kong. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/dreamkong/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/dreamkong/ Tuesday, July 8th 2008 A classic WWII style bomb outlining a fingerprint. I sure this means something, but hell if I know what it is. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/bombprint/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/bombprint/ Tuesday, July 8th 2008 Dark Energy is a mysterious hypothetical repulsive force throughout the universe, and clearly I find it disgusting. (suggested by Richard B. Drumm, thanks much!) http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/darkenergy/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/darkenergy/ Tuesday, July 8th 2008 Hoo-Ray! Today I'm officially opening a new sister site to the Amorphia apparel/Science! family. It's called Teach the Controversy and it is an intelligently designed t-shirt store dedicated to challenge 'big science' and their blatant anti-wacko agenda. http://controversy.wearscience.com/ http://controversy.wearscience.com Monday, june 9th 2008 Place an order that includes at least one men's item and receive 20% off your whole order. Good from May 27st to June 9th. Just use coupon code: DAD1. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#fathers Thursday, May 29th 2008 Place an order that includes at least two items and receive 25% off your whole order from May 19st to May 27th. Just use coupon code: WEDDING08. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#wedding Thursday, May 22th 2008 Hypothesis: Over 99% of prehistoric animal species are now extinct, many of which were no doubt delicious. By mastering advanced cloning techniques we can incorporate these long dead animal species into a unique and scrumptious BBQ experience. http://wearscience.com/design/jurassic/ http://wearscience.com/design/jurassic/ Monday, May 19th 2008 Howdy all, my fulfillment company Spreadshirt.com just reduced the prices of three color designs by a dollar, and I've optioned to pass these modest savings onto you folks out there in Internet-land. So yay! Everything in my Science! store will be a buck cheaper from now on. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#buckoff Tuesday, May 13th 2008 A new design dedicated to my favorite war criminal dreamboat: Henry Kissinger (seen here putting the axiom that 'power is the ultimate aphrodisiac' to the test). http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/kissinger/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/kissinger/ Monday, May 12th 2008 Place an order that includes at least one Womens/Juniors item and recive 20% off your whole order from April 21st to May 5th. Just use coupon code: MOTHER2. (Min $20, shipping not included) http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#mom Tuesday, April 22th 2008 Use our cutom designer to create an eco-friendly product and get 15% off your entire order! Just use coupon code: EARTHDAY2. (Min $20, shipping not included) http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#earth Tuesday, April 8th 2008 All orders placed this week over $25 are eligible for $5 off shipping, which for most orders in the US, this means free. We like free right? Just use coupon code: MARCHMADNESS2, Hoo-Ray! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#march Sunday, March 16th 2008 My attempt to honor the 10th Anniversary of 'In the Aeroplane Over the Sea' by Neutral Milk Hotel, one of the finest albums ever to grace this blue marble. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/aeroplane/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/aeroplane/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 My lady Eve chilling with her sweet axe and enjoying a delicious apple. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/eve/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/eve/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 A tweak on an older design I made at the behest of musician Christian Kiefer, my small contribution to their swell sounding "43 songs about 43 U.S. Presidencies" project. (Feel free to read more about it here: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/47385-califone-sparhawk-kozelek-help-do-presidential-songs ) http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/nixon/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/nixon/ Wednesday, Feburary 13th 2008 All orders over $18 are eligible for 14% off, just use coupon code LOVE08 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#love Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A kindly Octopus squirting a cloud of heart shaped ink. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/octolove/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/octolove/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A photo realistic picture of my mechanical heart. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/gearheart/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/gearheart/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 A deep sea fish luring lil' critters with a glowing heart shaped lantern. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angler/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angler/ Tuesday, January 22nd 2008 All orders over $10 are eligible for a whopping 20.08% off, just use coupon code NEWYEAR08 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#newyear Tuesday, October 2nd 2007 A scientist pimping it in his ant powered Cadillac. http://wearscience.com/design/fuel/ http://wearscience.com/design/fuel/ Monday, December 10th 2007 W00t! Spreadshirt has upgraded the customizer backend, giving my a little more flexibility over pricing of the stuff customized by you folk. So as of now, all customized items have had their price dropped by $3.59, hopefully bringing them a little closer to our regular prices. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com#drop Monday, December 10th 2007 Hoo-Ray! Today I'm opening a new sister site to Amorphia apparel. It's called Science! Tee shirts on the edge of forever. http://wearscience.com/ http://wearscience.com#spook Monday, November 5th 2007 All orders over $25 are eligible for free shipping, just use coupon code SPOOK07 when placing your order. Yay! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com#spook Tuesday, October 2nd 2007 A pair of wee babes flying a pair of giant houseflies like kites. I have no idea where this came from or what it means. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/flies.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/flies.html Tuesday, September 25th 2007 A new tee shirt that includes a free toy! Simply cut along the dotted lines and voila! Instant action figure. Inspired by the way lame pseudo-toys they now include in a box of Cracker Jacks http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/freetoy.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/freetoy.html Monday, September 10th 2007 A way to show your support for electing the dinosaur-killing-extinction-inspiring-son-of-a-gun the Chicxulub asteroid (or comet) to the office of President of the United States. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/chicxulub.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/chicxulub.html Monday, September 10th 2007 In my quest to present the single most unnecessary tee shirt even printed I offer you this: I Am Samswope. A reference to a character from a single episode of the cancelled before it even aired TV show 'Masters of Science Fiction' http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/samswope.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/samswope.html Monday, September 10th 2007 Just image a world where scientists dedicated themselves to rocking the fuck out, and there you have this shirt http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/robot.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/robot.html Tuesday, September 4th 2007 Use coupon code SCHOOL07 to get free shipping on orders over $20, hoo-ray! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/ Monday, August 20th 2007 A Flaming Bag of Dog Poo left before the pearly gates. Man, whoever runs that heaven place is gonna be pissed! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/prank.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/prank.html Monday, August 13th 2007 A jolly and proud looking dude holding a flag, reaching to the heavens while stepping on some poor bastard's back. Yup yup, pretty much says it all. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/history.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/history.html Monday, August 6th 2007 A ghost apparently quite offended by the spectral stereotype perpetuated by a 'trick or treating' child http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ghostist.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ghostist.html Monday, July 30th 2007 'Demoltiion Man' must have touched me in a very meaningful way, for me to still be thinking about this... http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/3sea.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/3sea.html Monday, July 23rd 2007 Sometimes I'm just too clever for my own good. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/postmodern.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/postmodern.html Monday, July 2nd 2007 Another classy Amorphia Apparel design http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/poop.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/poop.html Monday, July 2nd 2007 A pair of very pleased roaches watching atomic bombs being dropped over a cityscape. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/roach.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/roach.html Monday, June 25th 2007 An aero-plane shot betwixt the wings by some nefarious bowman, and thus downed like ‘twas naught but a game bird. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hunt.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hunt.html Monday, June 4th 2007 Aaaaah! A giant Venus Fly Trap about to swallow up a gently drifting astronaut. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/venus.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/venus.html Monday, May 20th 2007 A love letter to my all time favorite bad movie: Robot Jox. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/wecanlive.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/wecanlive.html Tuesday, April 24th 2007 The terrifying gorgon Medusa smiling and looking all around radiant as a beauty pageant contestant. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hades.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/hades.html Tuesday, April 17th 2007 A pair of Moai head statues and a Satellite Dish. I just thought there was a nice commonality between them. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/moai.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/moai.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A frequent request tweak, finally filled. Now you can wear my fine wares to work, school or church! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ptersfw.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/ptersfw.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A frequent request tweak, finally filled. Now the ladies and Gay bois can objectify men, Huzzah! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/verbhisnoun.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/verbhisnoun.html Tuesday, Mar 13th 2007 A heart trapped in a lil' mason jar, part of my post valentine’s day cynicism-thon! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartjar.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartjar.html Tuesday, Feb 20th 2007 A heart shaped dinner, part of my post valentine’s day cynicism-thon! http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartmeal.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heartmeal.html Tuesday, Feb 20th 2007 I heard a lot about Heaven, back when I went to Sunday school. And the one thing that always stuck with me was just how bloody dull it sounded. Oh sure, the Sunday school teacher would invariably try to explain that once we are freed from our earthly desires it wouldn’t feel boring, but I never was fooled. No shenanigans of any kind? Bah, that's for Quakers. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heaven.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/heaven.html Monday, Feb 12th 2007 Ah, Topical. A salute to the sheer absurdity of the so called Boston Terror hoax. The day a few lite-brite cartoon characters can shut down a major US city is the day we as Americans have officially become frightened little squirrels. http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/neverforget.html http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/neverforget.html Tuesday, Feb 6th 2007 A reference to my favorite line from the absurd and fantastic adult film Pirates. For those of you out of the loop, Pirates is the Citizen Kane of Pornography. 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