The newest crappings of my brilliant mind http://amorphia-apparel.com New Hirsute History Design Week (part two) day four: Emily Dickinson. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/emily_dickinson/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/emily_dickinson/ Thursday, March 11th New Hirsute History Design Week (part two) day three: Master storyteller Neil Gaiman. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/neil_gaiman/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/neil_gaiman/ Wednesday March 10th New Hirsute History Design Week (part two) day two: Benjamin Franklin. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/benjamin_franklin/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/benjamin_franklin/ Tuesday, March 9th New Hirsute History Design Week (part two) day one: Master rationalist Baruch Spinoza. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/baruch_spinoza/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/baruch_spinoza/ Monday, March 8th New Hirsute History Design Week day five: Certified genius thinker Ludwig Wittgenstein. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/ludwig_wittgenstein/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/ludwig_wittgenstein/ Friday, March 5th New Hirsute History Design Week day four: The mother of modern computing 'Amazing' Grace Hopper. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/grace_hopper/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/grace_hopper/ Thurday, March 4th New Hirsute History Design Week day three: Love 'em or hate 'em the ever influential Sigmund Freud. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/sigmund_freud/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/sigmund_freud/ Wednesday, March 3rd New Hirsute History Design Week day two: Tycho Brahe metal nosed master of the skies. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/tycho_brahe/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/tycho_brahe/ Tuesday, March 2nd I hereby declare this week 'New Hirsute History Design Week' and for day one I'm happy to unveil Pablo Neruda, the most hairless dude to be rendered in hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/pablo_neruda/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/pablo_neruda/ Monday, March 1st Save some beer money by using coupon code MARCHSALE2 with any order over $35 to get 15% off. Good until March 12th. http://amorphia-apparel.com/#patty10 http://amorphia-apparel.com/#patty10 Monday, Feburary 22nd Are you a satisfied Amorphia customer? Upload a pic of you in your Amorphia Family t-shirt and I'll send you a coupon for $5 off your next order. http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/upload/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/upload/ Wednesday, Feburary 17th Blooping about in the classiest manner possible! Latest off the request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirpufferfish/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirpufferfish/ Tuesday, Feburary 16th Oh noes, get toyr order in my midnight EST to get free ground shipping on your order with code: FEBSALE2! (minimum order $35) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#febshiplast http://amorphia-apparel.com/#febshiplast Wednesday, Feburary 10th A Master of Sci-Fi and Muttonchops! http://hirsutehistory.com/design/isaac_asimov/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/isaac_asimov/ Wednesday, January 27th King of the ball as well as the jungle, Sir Lion! Latest off the request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirlion/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirlion/ Wednesday, January 20th Fresh off the request list and into your internets, the classiest lil' bug I've seen all week. http://sircritter.com/design/sirweevil/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirweevil/ Tuesday, January 19th Someone made a sweet cake from one of my Science! designs, sweet! http://melissacakeytime.blogspot.com/2010/01/science.html http://melissacakeytime.blogspot.com/2010/01/science.html Monday, January 18th Just in time for V-Day, get free ground shipping on your order with code: FEBSALE2! (minimum order $35) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#febship http://amorphia-apparel.com/#febship Saturday, January 16th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Because we know that the Lord works in misogynist ways http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/rib/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/rib/ Friday, December 18th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Did you know the Narwhal's horn is really a tooth? And they like to smoke a pipe? The more you know! http://sircritter.com/design/sirnarwhal/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirnarwhal/ Thursday, December 17th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The mad monk himself, Grigori Rasputin, illustrated by his hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/grigori_rasputin/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/grigori_rasputin/ Wednesday, December 16th Our 12 days of Christmas sale is drawing to a close! If you want 20% off of your order use coupon code: SPECIAL9 before midnight EST(minimum order still $35) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#twelve http://amorphia-apparel.com/#twelve Tuesday, December 15th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Because we know that there are no laws of thermodynamics, only suggestions http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/perpetual/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/perpetual/ Tuesday, December 15th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Classy as he is diabolical, Sir Anglerfish. http://sircritter.com/design/siranglerfish/ http://sircritter.com/design/siranglerfish/ Monday, December 14th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Meta Irony FTW! http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/thismeme/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/thismeme/ Friday, December 11th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: So classy, all he really needed was the tie - Sir Penguin. http://sircritter.com/design/sirpenguin/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirpenguin/ Thursday, December 10th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The most soothing painter of any generation, Bob Ross, illustrated by his hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/bob_ross/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/bob_ross/ Wednesday, December 9th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Because we know that Jupiter made you the person you are today. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/astrology/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/astrology/ Tuesday, December 8th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: He makes it look easy being green, Sir Frog. http://sircritter.com/design/sirfrog/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirfrog/ Monday, December 7th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: A shout out to one of my favorite b-movies! http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/thestuff/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/thestuff/ Friday, December 4th You got a few extra days, but all good things must come to an end! If you want 25% off of your order use coupon code: CYBER29 before midnight EST(minimum order still $40) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#cyberend http://amorphia-apparel.com/#cyberend Thursday, December 3rd Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The genteel and adorable Sir Octopus. http://sircritter.com/design/sirkoala/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirkoala/ Thursday, December 3rd Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The parton saint of natural awe, Carl Sagan, illustrated by his hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/carl_sagan/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/carl_sagan/ Wednesday, December 2nd Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Because we know that volcanoes are a major source of corrupting spirits. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/xenu/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/xenu/ Tuesday, December 1st Today's Design-a-Thon entry: A tip of the hat from kindly Sir Octopus. http://sircritter.com/design/siroctopus/ http://sircritter.com/design/siroctopus/ Monday, November 30th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: A pair of angels laughing it up at our expense. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angelprank/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/angelprank/ Friday, November 27th From now until Nov 30th you can score 25% off your order with coupon code: CYBER29 (minimum order $40) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#cybermon http://amorphia-apparel.com/#cybermon Friday, November 27th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: An ever so classy herbavore Sir Panda. Happy Thanksgiving! http://sircritter.com/design/sirpanda/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirpanda/ Thursday, November 26th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The immortal Edgar Allan Poe, illustrated by his hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/edgar_allan_poe/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/edgar_allan_poe/ Wednesday, November 25th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Because we know that a giant and his blue ox helped build this great nation. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/paul/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/paul/ Tuesday, November 24th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: A foppish Sir Wolf. http://sircritter.com/design/sirwolf/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirwolf/ Monday, November 23rd Today's Design-a-Thon entry: Quick, you get swallowed by a whale, what would you miss most? http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/sendwifi/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/sendwifi/ Friday, November 20th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: A Classy birdie even without the dapper getup. http://sircritter.com/design/sirpheasant/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirpheasant/ Thurday, November 19th For featuring my Cthulhu Teach the Controversy shirt on thier t-shirt tuesday! http://www.indiesquidkid.com/2009/11/17/t-shirt-tuesday-cthulhu-by-teach-the-controversy/ http://www.indiesquidkid.com/2009/11/17/t-shirt-tuesday-cthulhu-by-teach-the-controversy/ Wednesday, November 18th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: The great Charles Darwin, illustrated by his hair. http://hirsutehistory.com/design/charles_darwin/ http://hirsutehistory.com/design/charles_darwin/ Wednesday, November 18th Today's Design-a-Thon entry: because we know that Neil Armstrong never left the soundstage. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/moon/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/moon/ Tuesday, November 17th Today's Design-a-Thon entry is quite the dapper carnivore with the wee useless arms, Oh T-Rex your mustache is quite endearing. http://sircritter.com/design/sirtrex/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirtrex/ Monday, November 16th Hoo-Ray! This years Design-a-Thon begins today as well. A new design will be unveiled every weekday from today until December 18th. What fun! http://amorphia-apparel.com/marathon/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/marathon/ Monday, November 16th From now until Nov 30th all orders shipping to the US get free ground shipping, No minimum order! http://amorphia-apparel.com/#lettherebe http://amorphia-apparel.com/#lettherebe Monday, November 16th Get your orders in by midnight tonight to take advantage of our free ground shipping sale. Code: TREAT9 (min order 2 items) http://amorphia-apparel.com/#lasttreat http://amorphia-apparel.com/#lasttreat Monday, October 26th Just realized I have a few extra $5/$10 gift certificates that expire 12/31. Want one? Post a pic of yourself in one of my shirts using this handy upload page. http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/upload/#extra http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/upload/#extra Monday, October 26th I finally got around to making a facebook page for the Amorphia Apparel family, witness the fruits of my labor. http://www.facebook.com/Amorphia-Apparel/ http://www.facebook.com/Amorphia-Apparel/ Thursday, October 8th Round, pointy and elegant. http://sircritter.com/design/sirhedgehog/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirhedgehog/ Monday, October 5th Now even the classiest parts of the deep will never be safe. http://sircritter.com/design/sirhammerhead/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirhammerhead/ Monday, October 5th Watch out, he spits... dignity. http://sircritter.com/design/sircamel/ http://sircritter.com/design/sircamel/ Monday, October 5th You can't fear something with a mustache like that, can you? http://sircritter.com/design/sirspider/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirspider/ Monday, October 5th Clever and classy just like Alan Thicke. http://sircritter.com/design/sircrow/ http://sircritter.com/design/sircrow/ Monday, October 5th Deceptively cute, or cute and deceptive? you decide! http://sircritter.com/design/sirferret/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirferret/ Monday, October 5th Extra flattering writeup of my work at the Tshirt Review Blog, check it out! http://www.tshirtreviewblog.com/brand-profiles/brand-profile-amorphia-apparel/ http://www.tshirtreviewblog.com/brand-profiles/brand-profile-amorphia-apparel/ Friday, October 2nd Hoo-Ray! My newest Hirsute History lineup has just launched. This time featuring some fine (and not so fine) Presidents of the United States. Included are Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Dick Nixon, Chester A Arthur, Martin Van Buren and Rutherford B Hayes. Mutton chops ahoy! http://hirsutehistory.com/#presidents http://hirsutehistory.com/#presidents Friday, September 18th For giving my newest project a heads up. http://laughingsquid.com/hirsute-history-t-shirts-that-celebrate-the-hair-of-famous-people-historical-figures/ http://laughingsquid.com/hirsute-history-t-shirts-that-celebrate-the-hair-of-famous-people-historical-figures/ Tuesday, August 18th For also posting about my newest lineup. http://hideyourarms.com/2009/08/17/hirsute-history-people-hair/ http://hideyourarms.com/2009/08/17/hirsute-history-people-hair/ Monday, August 17th For posting about my new baby: Hirsute History. http://www.tee-junction.com/2009/introducing-hirsute-history/ http://www.tee-junction.com/2009/introducing-hirsute-history/ Friday, August 14th Hoo ray! It's new site day, the greatest day of all! My new project: Shirts featuring the hair of famous people. Not like 'Britney' famous, more like important. Well, mostly. Oh, and some beards too. As a grand opening bonus we are also offering 10% off all orders with coupon code HIRSUTE http://hirsutehistory.com/ http://hirsutehistory.com/ Wednesday, August 12th A little ball of gentility. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirguineapig/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirguineapig/ Tuesday, July 28th Leaving a trail of sophistication and slime. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirsnail/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirsnail/ Tuesday, July 28th Oh Mola mola, blooping your way to the ball, no doubt. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirmolamola/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirmolamola/ Tuesday, July 28th Mr Pig is wallowing in class. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirpig/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirpig/ Tuesday, July 28th He is a bit rough around the edges, but at least he is making an effort! The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirhyena/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirhyena/ Tuesday, July 28th A waddling brute now showing some style. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirhippo/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirhippo/ Tuesday, July 28th For doing a post about one of my new Teach the controversy designs! http://hideyourarms.com/2009/07/14/dinosaurhuman-coexistence-teach-controversy/ http://hideyourarms.com/2009/07/14/dinosaurhuman-coexistence-teach-controversy/ Tuesday, July 14th Our Father's Day sale is about to end, so if you want 10% off any order of $30+ (with at least one thing for a guy) use coupon code JUNE19 before midnight EST Today. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://controversy.wearscience.com/#dad http://controversy.wearscience.com/#dad Monday, June 22nd Because we know that in his house at R'lyeh dead C'thulhu waits dreaming. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/cthulhu/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/cthulhu/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that eternal life is just a few sips away. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/fountain/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/fountain/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that men in silly hats have been pulling the strings. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/illuminati/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/illuminati/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that the Mayans had it all figured out. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/2012/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/2012/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that the Bible proves The Flintstones was a documentary. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/coexistence/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/coexistence/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that interior decorating comes natural to the damned. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/poltergeists/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/poltergeists/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that gold is just a philosophers stone away. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/alchemy/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/alchemy/ Wednesday, June 17th Because we know that tiny little devils are behind every sneeze. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/demons/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/demons/ Wednesday, June 17th Gruff old Professor Frankenstein PHD, teaching his class the fundamentals. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/frankenstein/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/frankenstein/ Thurday, June 4th A flying disk shaped weather balloon, known cause of cattle mutilations and anal probings. http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/weatherballoon/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/weatherballoon/ Thurday, June 4th My t-shirt design philosophy writ large? You decide! http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/genericallycynical/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/design/genericallycynical/ Thurday, June 4th A tip o' the hat from our leathery friend. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirbat/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirbat/ Thurday, June 4th So noble, so musky. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirbigfoot/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirbigfoot/ Wednesday, June 3nd Such haughty siphons. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirseasquirt/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirseasquirt/ Wednesday, June 3nd Any orders of $30 with at least one men's item can snag an extra 10% off by using coupon code JUNE19. http://wearscience.com/#dad9 http://wearscience.com/#dad9 Monday, June 1st Since I've been getting a steady stream of Sir Critter requests these last few weeks I figured I might as well post an official request list for all to see (and of course add to). Feel free to check it out http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/request/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/family/request/ Thursday, May 28th Our biggest sale of the year is about to end, so if you want 25% off any order of 2+ items use coupon code BUY9 before midnight EST Tuesday. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://controversy.wearscience.com/#bomb http://controversy.wearscience.com/#bomb Monday, May 25th Ah, the proud and noble elephant, someday we will find a cane that can really support you. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirelephant/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirelephant/ Monday, May 18th Because we know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square. http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/timecube/ http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/timecube/ Monday, May 18th Hoo ray, our biggest sale of the year is upon us: 25% off any order of 2+ items. Just use coupon code BUY9 to score the deal. Good in all four of the Amorphia Family shops. http://amorphia-apparel.com/#bomb http://amorphia-apparel.com/#bomb Monday, May 18th Ah, Sir Cat, Sleepy as he is snooty. The latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sircat/ http://sircritter.com/design/sircat/ Wednesday, May 13th Get your order's in by midnight EST to snare 20% off any order including at least one ladies/juniors item. Just use coupon code: MAY19 min order $25. http://amorphia-apparel.com/ http://amorphia-apparel.com/#mom09 Friday, May 8th A classy new Sea Slug design, the latest from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirseaslug/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirseaslug/ Thursday, April 23th Moms, they are great aren't they? This Mother's Day why not give the gift of sarcasm, or oblique references by giving some fine shirts from the Amorphia family? Until May 8th we are offering 20% off any order including at least one ladies/juniors item. Just use coupon code: MAY19 min order $25. http://sircritter.com/ http://sircritter.com/#mom09 Wednesday, April 22nd A fancy Squirrel design, from the Sir Critter request list. http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquirrel/ http://sircritter.com/design/sirsquirrel/ Tuesday, April 21th