The Grand Pan-Amorphia Request List.
Got a favorite animal you'd like to see all dolled up for Sir Critter? Got a suggestion for a myth you'd like to see taught as science? Perhaps some category of famous folks you'd like to se rendered in hair? Well feel free to drop me a line and I'll add it to my ever growing request list!
Now I'm not the fastest worker in the world, and at the current rate of one design or so a week, it might be a while before your request sees print. But hey, you never know!
My current requests for Sir Critter:
Ian McKellen
Lady Critters!
Saki monkey
Sir Albatross
Sir Alligator
Sir Alpaca
Sir Armadillo
Sir Aye Aye
Sir Badger
Sir Badger (American not European)
Sir Beagle
Sir Bearded Dragon
Sir Bee
Sir Binturong
Sir Bison
Sir Bull
Sir Bulldog
Sir Candiru
Sir Capybara
Sir Caterpillar
Sir Chameleon
Sir Cheetah
Sir Chimp (or other primate)
Sir Chinchilla
Sir Chipmunk
Sir Choanoflagellate
Sir Chupacabra
Sir Cow
Sir Coyote
Sir Crocodile
Sir Cthulhu
Sir Cuttlefish
Sir Deer
Sir Dingo
Sir Dolphin
Sir Drop Bear
Sir Dumbo Rat
Sir Eel
Sir Feral Cat
Sir Fox
Sir Gecko
Sir Giraffe
Sir Gnu
Sir Gorilla
Sir Great Dane
Sir Hampster
Sir Hatchetfish
Sir Hermit Crab
Sir Horse
Sir Irish Wolfhound
Sir Jack Russell
Sir Killer Whale
Sir Kiwi
Sir Leopard
Sir Llama
Sir Lobster
Sir Manta (or Sting) Ray
Sir Mantis Shrimp
Sir Meercat
Sir Mole
Sir Monkey
Sir Moose
Sir Mouse
Sir Ocelot
Sir Otter
Sir Pangolin
Sir Pelican
Sir Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Sir Pigeon
Sir Plankton
Sir Platypus
Sir Polar Bear
Sir Porpoise
Sir Possum
Sir Pterodactyl
Sir Puffin
Sir Pug
Sir Raccoon
Sir Red Panda
Sir Rhino
Sir Rhinoceros
Sir Sea Cucumber
Sir Sea Lion
Sir Seahorse
Sir Septopus
Sir Sloth
Sir Slow Loris
Sir Slug
Sir Squid (that looks more squidy)
Sir Star Nosed Mole
Sir Stingray
Sir Sugar Glider
Sir Tadpole
Sir Tapir
Sir Tarsir
Sir Tiger
Sir Tortoise
Sir Tree
Sir Trilobite
Sir Turtle
Sir Unicorn
Sir Velociraptor
Sir Vulture
Sir Walrus
Sir Werewolf
My current requests for Teach the Controversy:
Bermuda Triangle
Boobquake!
Discordia!
Flat Earth
Garage Dragon
God Bowling up a thunderstorm
God intelligently designing
JFK assasination
Martian Face
Merlin the Wizard
Mjolnir causing lightning
Phrenology
Spontanious Combustion
The Golem
The human race being started by aliens
The Vaccine-Autism Link
War in Iraq, Oil Dependence, or Global Warming
My current requests for Science!:
Actual Science miracles (such as curing polio)
enjoying some victory Pi
Fruit Fly Wrangler
Pulling the plug on the ocean
Same Sex Babe & Hunk factories
Something With Lasers
My current requests for Amorphia Apparel:
"...sound of god's balls..."
E. coli Liberation Front
Interstellar Zoo Exibit
Jesus DJ
knowledge is power shirt
Love and Bacon
My current requests for Hirsute History:
Ada Lovelace
Aldous Huxley
Amanda Palmer
Andrew Jackson
Antoine Lavoiser
Aristotle
Arnold Schoenberg
Aubrey de Grey
Ayn Rand
Beatrix Potter
Bob Dylan
Bruce Lee
Byron
Charlie Chaplin
Chekhov
Chien Shiung-Wu
Civil war figures -Lee, Grant, Calhoun, Burnside
Classic Composers
Classic Sci-Fi Hair
Classical Painters
David Foster Wallace
Don DeLillo
Douglas Adams
Dr. Phil Plait
Eugene Levy
Flannery O'Connor
Frank Sinatra
Freddie Mercury
George Washington
Goethe
Gogol
Gordon Freeman
Henrik Ibsen
Hunter S Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Igor Stravinsky
Jackie Chan
Jacques Derrida
James Joyce (with eye patch)
James K Polk
James Randi
Jesus (as in Christ)
Jimi Hendrix
John Lennon
Keats
Kurt Vonnegut
Lady Gaga Phone Hair
Marie Antoinette
Marjorie Joyner
Mark Twain
Max Weber
Morrissey
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
O-Sensei
Plato
Prime Ministers of the UK
Psychologists
Ric Flair
Rock Stars
Samuel R Delany
Sarah E. Goode
Screamin Jay Hawkins
Silent Movie Stars
Sir John A. Macdonald
Some Freaking Architects man!
Stevie Wonder
Svante Arrhenius
T.S. Eliot
The Beatles
The Hoff and Elvis
Tolstoy
W.B. Yeats
William S Burroughs
Zappa!
Amorphia Apparel
The shop that started it all. Fun-surreal designs that are a purely random product of my noggin.
Science!
T-Shirts on the edge of forever! Off kilter science t-shirts with a faux sarcastic nerd loving absurdist bent.
Teach the Controversy
Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to fight back and force schools to teach all sorts of absurd pseudoscience in schools.
Sir Critter
Hey Nature, why don't you class things up a bit?
Hirsute History
Shirts featuring the hair of famous people. Not like 'Britney' famous, more like important. Well, mostly.
