Amorphia Apparel Science! Teach the Controversy Sir Critter Hirsute History

Want $5 off your next order?

Returning customer? Send me a photo of yourself wearing one of my fine Amorphia Family t-shirts and I'll send you a coupon for $5 off* your next purchase in any of the Amorphia Family of shops!

[* Limit one per customer. Photos must be usable propaganda for me to receive the $5. So basically it needs to be roughly in focus, with the design clearly visible, and nothing too obnoxious or offensive in frame (i.e. Overtly racist Nazi paraphernalia) bottom line is I'm pretty laid back and reasonable, but I reserve to right to say no thanks. ]

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Amorphia Apparel
The shop that started it all. Fun-surreal designs that are a purely random product of my noggin.

Science!
T-Shirts on the edge of forever! Off kilter science t-shirts with a faux sarcastic nerd loving absurdist bent.

Teach the Controversy
Intelligently designed t-shirts urging you to fight back and force schools to teach all sorts of absurd pseudoscience in schools.

Sir Critter
Hey Nature, why don't you class things up a bit?

Hirsute History
Shirts featuring the hair of famous people. Not like 'Britney' famous, more like important. Well, mostly.