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ABCs of EvilAdorable monsters and villians from pop culture

Just the cutest lil' Joker giggling away as he blows up a few hospitals, what a silly goose! — J is for The Joker
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Batman Villian

Hirsute HistoryHistory told through the hair of the people who shaped it

Donald Trump: American business magnate, television personality, Republican presidential nominee, and total sh*t head — Donald Trump
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Notable Asshole

Grigori Rasputin: Russian mystic and advisor to the Russian imperial family viewed variously as a saintly healer and prophet, or debauched sex fiend and religious charlatan — Grigori Rasputin
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Mad Monk

Kim Jong-il: supreme leader of North Korea from 1994 until his death in 2011, during which time his leadership proved more authoritarian, and militaristic than his father's Kim il-Sung. — Kim Jong-il
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dear leader

Science!White lab coats and pure chaos

A scientist dropping the plunger on a dynamite detonator thereby blowing up the bloody moon — Destroy the Moon
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take that mofo out

Teach the ControversyIntelligently designed pro-evolution, anti-nonsense shirts

David Icke introduced the reptoid hypothesis in The Biggest Secret, which identified the Brotherhood as descendants of reptilians from the constellation Draco, who walk on two legs and appear human — Reptoid Royals
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David Icke was right

Time Cube is a philosophy created by Gene Ray, where he sets out his personal model of reality, which he calls Time Cube where he suggests that all of modern physics is wrong — Time Cube
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time is a simultaneous 4 corner square.

Xenu was, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy who 75 million years ago brought billions of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs — Xenu Airlines
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volcanoes are a major source of corrupting spirits