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Amorphia ApparelFunny and surreal shirts for my fellow nerds

Does what it says on the tin: A Velociraptor Holding a Poptart.. — A Velociraptor Holding a Poptart

dinosaur

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Man, oh man, I love me some of them Cheddar Bay Biscuits from Red Lobster. The rest of their food might be sadness pulled from an oil tanker's bilge tank, but them biscuits... damn — Cheddar Fucking Biscuits

Red Lobster

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Nothing as topical as a throwaway joke from a failed fox cartoon sitcom from 1994. Amorphia-Apparel: we know obscure! — Cookie Puss, I Will Eat Your Soul

The Critic

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A person and a cow hugging with the cow thinking about love and the person thinking about how delicious the cow will be once grilled. A tad dark perhaps, but only if you suffer from empathy — Love and Steak

meat eater

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Pumpkin Spice

Death Metal

Hirsute HistoryHistory told through the hair of the people who shaped it

Norman Borlaug: an American biologist and humanitarian who led initiatives worldwide dubbed the Green Revolution that has been credited with saving over a billion people worldwide from starvation. — Norman Borlaug

Father of the Green Revolution

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Science!White lab coats and pure chaos

A jovial scientist cloning himself up a dinosaur for the sake of adding making him the main course at a summer Barbecue — Jurassic BBQ

clone to table dining

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