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Amorphia ApparelFunny and surreal shirts for my fellow nerds

A cute lil' brontosaurus who is apparently feeling a bit randy, tastefully censored to protect our delicate sensibilities — Dirty Dino

Dinosaur

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A design suggested by my friend Mariam, so if you see her you should probably go ahead an hit on her — I'm Awkward (Please Hit On Me)

introvert

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Be sure to thank my friend Matt for this one when you see him — I'm Open to Gropin'

sextrovert

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A reference to my favorite line from the absurd and fantastic adult film 'Pirates' which cost over a million dollars to make, and has CG skeletons, magic, dongs and anything else you could hope for! — Tri-Masted Spanish Galleon

Pirates porno

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ABCs of EvilAdorable monsters and villians from pop culture

Just the horniest lil' alien hoping to play doctor with an earthman, holding her favorite toy: a syringe full of sex-serum — X is for Ms. Xenobia

Dr. Alien

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Hirsute HistoryHistory told through the hair of the people who shaped it

Gustav Klimt: Austrian symbolist painter whose primary subject was the female body, and whose works are marked by a frank eroticism — Gustav Klimt

Sensual Painter

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Pablo Neruda: Chilean poet, diplomat and politician who wrote surrealist poems, historical epics, overtly political manifestos, and erotically-charged love poems — Pablo Neruda

Poet Of Amour

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Sigmund Freud: Austrian neurologist who became known as the founding father of psychoanalysis and popularizer of the primacy of subconscious thought in psychology — Sigmund Freud

Genius And Perv

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Walter 'Walt' Whitman: author whose work was very controversial in its time, particularly his poetry collection Leaves of Grass, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality — Walt Whitman

Transcendentalist

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NES My LifeLife's mundane struggles in 8-bits

A dating site message from an uncouth gentleman in which the entire missive consists of the proto-word 'sup' and a photographically reproduced image of his external genitalia — Dick Pic Defender

Blast the creeps from your inbox!

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Science!White lab coats and pure chaos

A bevy of fine artificial ladies being produced by some crazy gate-like machine — Babe Factory

sexy cloned vixens

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A bevy of fine artificial studs being produced by some crazy gate-like machine — Hunk Factory

sexy cloned beefcakes

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A pair of scientists devilishly peering though a microscope into the bedroom of a tri-breasted alien cutie — Martian Next Door

yay, three breasted alien

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