Noah's Ark Because we know it's a totally plausible maritime adventure

Once there was a huge flood, luckily this dude Noah had an awesome tricked out ark he'd been building on his lawn (like my neighbor and his Camaro), and easy access to two of every non-dinosaur critter and the problem basically solved itself.

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